January 2012
I'm not proud to admit I say this from experience...
You mustn't run away from someone just because...
"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
itotallyrelate:
icanrelate.info
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
Oh God...it's me when I'm drunk...
My to do list...
Things I should be doing:
- Returning library books now my essay is done
- My reading for this morning’s seminar
- Cleaning the explosion that is my bedroom
- My theatre homework
- My irnoning
- Going to the gym
Things I’m probably going to do instead:
- FINALLY watch the last episode of Sherlock
- Eat
- Watch Pixar movies
- Play Ukulele (badly)
- Doodle all over my notes
...
I missed one of my general studies exams...
When one of your friends brings up your plans in...
nicoosuxx:
nicoosuxx:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
The saddest part about tomorrow is knowing there...
Also I might miss my seminar if my body clock doesn’t shit itself and wake me up at stupid o’clock out of fear.
Also God help Spesh if she’s in the bathroom and I’m running late. I know how to open those doors from the outside and I will shower regardless of whether she’s in there or not.
Also…someone make me get milk otherwise I’ll have gone three days...
Anonymous asked: You are very cute and so is your tumblr. Usually pretty girls don't post anything remotely funny but I can see you're an exception.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
teenyblondini:
russian-tupperware:
one21guns:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially...
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